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The Lone Ranger and Tonto walked into a bar and sat down to drink a beer.
After a few minutes, a big tall cowboy walked in and said, "Who owns the big white horse outside?"
The Lone Ranger stood up, hitched on his gun belt and said, "I do...Why?"
The cowboy looked at the Lone Ranger and said, "I just thought you'd like to know that your horse is just about dead outside!"
The Lone Ranger and Tonto rushed outside and sure enough Silver was just
about ready to die from heat exhaustion. The Lone Ranger got the horse
some water and soon Silver was starting to feel a little better.
The Lone Ranger turned to Tonto and said, "Tonto, I want you to run around
Silver for a little while and see if you can create enough of a breeze to cool
him off!"
Tonto said, "Sure, Kemosabe" and took off running circles around Silver. Not
able to do anything else but wait, the Lone Ranger returned to the bar to
finish his beer.
A few minutes later, another cowboy struts into the bar and asks, "Who
owns that big white horse outside?"
The Lone Ranger stands again, and claims, "I do, what's wrong with him this
time?"
The cowboy looks him in the eye and says,.. "nothin', but you left your Injun runnin'."
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